Total Medals Earned: 1,154 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,065 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won the game! Merry Christmas! :D
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/245 points)
Cadet rank: just start the game
Lieutenant rank: earn 5% of the medals
Captain rank: earn 25% of the medals
Major rank: earn 50% of the medals
Colonel rank: earn 75% of the medals
General rank: earn 90% of the medals
Field Marshal rank: earn all the medals
Medals Earned: 14/16 (245/345 points)
View gifts
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Travel up as high as possible
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Start the game as a girl
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 23/32 (185/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Complete levels 1 to 5
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/190 points)
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
win stage 1
win stage 2
win stage 3
win stage 4
win stage 5
win stage 6
win stage 7
win stage 8
win stage 9
win stage 10
win stage 11
win stage 12
win stage 13
win stage 14
win stage 15
win stage 16
win stage 17
win stage 18
win stage 20
Medals Earned: 13/24 (75/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24